Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

★★★★★
  • 895 O'Farrell St

    San Francisco, CA 94109

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  • 415-776-1016

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SAD day in SAN FRANCISCO,......I talked w/ Samantha Love(Nymphettes?) who told me the brunette sweetheart,Kira Landis was fired not long ago,. ...one of my favorite , most underrated performers there ,& I have been going on & off since

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SAD day in SAN FRANCISCO,......I talked w/ Samantha Love(Nymphettes?) who told me the brunette sweetheart,Kira Landis was fired not long ago,. ...one of my favorite , most underrated performers there ,& I have been going on & off since

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Well, I tried the O'Farrell theatre today. I went based on the history of the place, not current reviews.
If you want to get robbed (literally), then go to O'Farrell.
I don't mind high prices; in fact if a dancer or an establishment wants to charge $500 for a dance, that's OK, but she and the club need to be honest and upfront about the price.
First, as I came in, I noticed a sign indicating prices for lap dances: Bikini Lap Dance $20, Topless Lap Dance $40, and the third line is blanked out (the line where you would expect the price for a nude lapdance to be indicated).
I found that worrisome - that the 3rd line would be blanked out.
Anyways,a dancer (nude) who just came off the stage, asked me for a lapdance. I asked her whether the lapdance was nude - she said I need to come into one of the cabins to discuss more.
I asked her why she cannot tell me now - she finally answered yes. I also asked if the dances were 2 way contact (not just her on me) -she also said yes.
In the cabin she asks first $200 for 15 minutes (about 3 songs). But the sign says $40 +$60=100 for 3 songs - she makes all sorts of excuses (none made sense to me so I don't remember what she said) but then she agreed to $140 for 3 dances - of course I wasn't thinking with my brain, so I accepted.
I accepted even though in Quebec (where I am from), lap dances are $20 per song.
The dances were not the 2 way contact dances I asked for, and that was agreed to. Touching her was limited, and certainly no sucking.
After the time was up, of course there was a discussion about doing another set. She knew exactly what I wanted, but I told her again anyways. I also told her I would go on if she would allow the full 2 way contact I was asking - she said "for a price". She quoted prices of $200, $300 - she even said that I could finger her (which actually is not my thing); but given her saying this, I thought she was serious and the dances would be interesting.
I finally agreed to pay her $300. Before I gave her the money, I again reminded her about the full 2 way contact I was looking for; and the fingering she herself suggested. She said "I already told you yes, don't worry".
So I give her the $300. She counts it, and then she asks for $40 more. I said I gave you $300; she replies yes but give me another $40. I said but we clearly agreed to $300; she says "what's $40 to you, give me another $40". I said no, we agreed to $300, and I don't want to proceed at a cost of $340; so I requested my $300 back. She says"no you can't get anything back". So what choice did I have. She was robbing me, and of course I knew I had no recourse. So I gave her the extra $40.
Of-course I don't have to tell you the promised 2 way contact was anything but 2 way contact. About the fingering she suggested - well she leaves the cabin and brings out gloves for my hands. To be honest, that didn't really bother me, as fingering is not my thing. But she also placed a glove between my mouth and her body - so I was robbed of $300 so I can kiss a glove, and still once more robbed of the additional $40 that she demanded after I handed over the agreed amount of money.
Someone might say it is not the club, but only the dancer. In Quebec, a dancer like that would be fired for robbing her customers. I know what she did to me, she has done to her other customers, and she will repeat with other customers today. And I certainly don't believe that she is the only dancer who does this... Her technique was quite professional.
The fact that the club is not honest / upfront with the prices from the start (again, just look at their sign - it's not an accident that the price for nude lap dances is left out) , clearly indicates that the club is in collusion with the dancers to effectively rob customers. The club gets a cut of the money stolen from customers - and please don't anyone tell me the club doesn't know or doesn't approve of what the dancers are doing.
Because if the club didn't approve, the sign would be clear and upfront about prices. Again the club has a right to charge how much it wants for dances, but it has to tell you in advance how much it costs, and not get what it wants by trickery and thievery.
I know that readers, even after reading this, will walk in to O'Farrells, and still be tricked and robbed :(
But at least I posted this review (as I have benefited by the reviews of others).

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★☆☆☆☆

Well, I tried the O'Farrell theatre today. I went based on the history of the place, not current reviews.
If you want to get robbed (literally), then go to O'Farrell.
I don't mind high prices; in fact if a dancer or an establishment wants to charge $500 for a dance, that's OK, but she and the club need to be honest and upfront about the price.
First, as I came in, I noticed a sign indicating prices for lap dances: Bikini Lap Dance $20, Topless Lap Dance $40, and the third line is blanked out (the line where you would expect the price for a nude lapdance to be indicated).
I found that worrisome - that the 3rd line would be blanked out.
Anyways,a dancer (nude) who just came off the stage, asked me for a lapdance. I asked her whether the lapdance was nude - she said I need to come into one of the cabins to discuss more.
I asked her why she cannot tell me now - she finally answered yes. I also asked if the dances were 2 way contact (not just her on me) -she also said yes.
In the cabin she asks first $200 for 15 minutes (about 3 songs). But the sign says $40 +$60=100 for 3 songs - she makes all sorts of excuses (none made sense to me so I don't remember what she said) but then she agreed to $140 for 3 dances - of course I wasn't thinking with my brain, so I accepted.
I accepted even though in Quebec (where I am from), lap dances are $20 per song.
The dances were not the 2 way contact dances I asked for, and that was agreed to. Touching her was limited, and certainly no sucking.
After the time was up, of course there was a discussion about doing another set. She knew exactly what I wanted, but I told her again anyways. I also told her I would go on if she would allow the full 2 way contact I was asking - she said "for a price". She quoted prices of $200, $300 - she even said that I could finger her (which actually is not my thing); but given her saying this, I thought she was serious and the dances would be interesting.
I finally agreed to pay her $300. Before I gave her the money, I again reminded her about the full 2 way contact I was looking for; and the fingering she herself suggested. She said "I already told you yes, don't worry".
So I give her the $300. She counts it, and then she asks for $40 more. I said I gave you $300; she replies yes but give me another $40. I said but we clearly agreed to $300; she says "what's $40 to you, give me another $40". I said no, we agreed to $300, and I don't want to proceed at a cost of $340; so I requested my $300 back. She says"no you can't get anything back". So what choice did I have. She was robbing me, and of course I knew I had no recourse. So I gave her the extra $40.
Of-course I don't have to tell you the promised 2 way contact was anything but 2 way contact. About the fingering she suggested - well she leaves the cabin and brings out gloves for my hands. To be honest, that didn't really bother me, as fingering is not my thing. But she also placed a glove between my mouth and her body - so I was robbed of $300 so I can kiss a glove, and still once more robbed of the additional $40 that she demanded after I handed over the agreed amount of money.
Someone might say it is not the club, but only the dancer. In Quebec, a dancer like that would be fired for robbing her customers. I know what she did to me, she has done to her other customers, and she will repeat with other customers today. And I certainly don't believe that she is the only dancer who does this... Her technique was quite professional.
The fact that the club is not honest / upfront with the prices from the start (again, just look at their sign - it's not an accident that the price for nude lap dances is left out) , clearly indicates that the club is in collusion with the dancers to effectively rob customers. The club gets a cut of the money stolen from customers - and please don't anyone tell me the club doesn't know or doesn't approve of what the dancers are doing.
Because if the club didn't approve, the sign would be clear and upfront about prices. Again the club has a right to charge how much it wants for dances, but it has to tell you in advance how much it costs, and not get what it wants by trickery and thievery.
I know that readers, even after reading this, will walk in to O'Farrells, and still be tricked and robbed :(
But at least I posted this review (as I have benefited by the reviews of others).

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The way I see it, most people are going to write a bad review because they are so pissed off they want to be heard. Here's a review from someone who had a good time. I went in here with a couple of co-workers after work. We got in before

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★★★★★

The way I see it, most people are going to write a bad review because they are so pissed off they want to be heard. Here's a review from someone who had a good time. I went in here with a couple of co-workers after work. We got in before

Pros: hot ladies, naked everywhere

Cons: pricy

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This club has somehow eliminated all that is good about strip clubs while amplifying all that is bad. Hostile bureaucratic staff, emotionless marketing-driven dancers, and the most aggressive sales push I've ever seen. You will not be

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This club has somehow eliminated all that is good about strip clubs while amplifying all that is bad. Hostile bureaucratic staff, emotionless marketing-driven dancers, and the most aggressive sales push I've ever seen. You will not be

Cons: overpriced, deceptive, hostile

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Although I've seen better looking dancers, for the most part I can't complain. As a couple I was getting all the attention, even was able to participate while a girl performed. Lap dances VERY high cost compared to others but mind you no

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★★★★★

Although I've seen better looking dancers, for the most part I can't complain. As a couple I was getting all the attention, even was able to participate while a girl performed. Lap dances VERY high cost compared to others but mind you no

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It was awful! 80 dollars jut to get in and we got no attention what so ever! My boyfriend got some attention but I got absolutey nothing!! And I was re one dropping the bigger bills! It's basically $100 a dance n tear girls reak of

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★★★★★

It was awful! 80 dollars jut to get in and we got no attention what so ever! My boyfriend got some attention but I got absolutey nothing!! And I was re one dropping the bigger bills! It's basically $100 a dance n tear girls reak of

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A girl Jaylyn lied her way to get my friend inside the private room. He paid $240 and basically got a lap dance. The promised intimacy was all a misunderstanding. Clocking was ticking... A total scam to get your money.

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A girl Jaylyn lied her way to get my friend inside the private room. He paid $240 and basically got a lap dance. The promised intimacy was all a misunderstanding. Clocking was ticking... A total scam to get your money.

Pros: Girls look nice

Cons: Don't get hooked into lap dance or private shows

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YOU WILL BE ROBBED!! I guarantee it!! This place is a HUGE SCAM. Went with a few friends and a girl took me into a room and offered oral for $200. I paid and she purportedly left to get a towel. She returned and said that the manager

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★★★★★

YOU WILL BE ROBBED!! I guarantee it!! This place is a HUGE SCAM. Went with a few friends and a girl took me into a room and offered oral for $200. I paid and she purportedly left to get a towel. She returned and said that the manager

Pros: None.

Cons: Dangerous. Rough Crowd. Ugly Strippers. Strippers steal from patrons. Very Rough.

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My wife and I went there for the first time about 2 weeks ago. The girls were beautiful and friendly. The club has a great atmosphere. The staff was very nice. I had a lap dance by a girl named Roxy and I still can't stop thinking

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★★★★★

My wife and I went there for the first time about 2 weeks ago. The girls were beautiful and friendly. The club has a great atmosphere. The staff was very nice. I had a lap dance by a girl named Roxy and I still can't stop thinking

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Never go to this place. You will be robbed by the girls and management there wont even care to do anything abt it. I went there with few friends and one of us went for a 20min session with a girl. she took few hundred bucks but she left

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★★★★★

Never go to this place. You will be robbed by the girls and management there wont even care to do anything abt it. I went there with few friends and one of us went for a 20min session with a girl. she took few hundred bucks but she left

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Dont go playing with the girls. Me and my girlfriend went for our first strip club experience and the girls were super hot, but super business oriented - no personal touch... actually started a conversation about work, etc. boo. just

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★★★★★

Dont go playing with the girls. Me and my girlfriend went for our first strip club experience and the girls were super hot, but super business oriented - no personal touch... actually started a conversation about work, etc. boo. just

Pros: good atmosphere, hot, young girls

Cons: value, attitude, creativity

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If you're a female and enjoy watching talented dancers then you'll like this club. The girls are of all shapes and sizes and they do a good job with erotic dancing. Very entertaining and visually pleasing.

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★★★★★

If you're a female and enjoy watching talented dancers then you'll like this club. The girls are of all shapes and sizes and they do a good job with erotic dancing. Very entertaining and visually pleasing.

Pros: clean environment, friendly girls

Cons: expensive, hard to park

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If your looking for a great time, and if you've got a lot of excess cash, this is the place. Expensive, but worth it. The girls here are some of the most erotic in the city.

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★★★★★

If your looking for a great time, and if you've got a lot of excess cash, this is the place. Expensive, but worth it. The girls here are some of the most erotic in the city.

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Gentlemen's club with seven performance rooms features fully nude exotic dance shows; alcohol is not served.

 

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